Stuff My Landlord's Daughter Says

She lives upstairs. She pays attention to detail. She's 7.
Nov 14 ’10
“Dad, you should shave your armpits. Have you *seen* them??”

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Nov 11 ’10
“I can’t picture a white person singing rap—especially a Chinese.”

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Oct 29 ’10
“I recently had a very exciting moment in my lifie. I kissed nico on the cheek and he liked it.”

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Oct 29 ’10
“My dad forced Mitchell and I to watch a documentary about faces.”

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Oct 27 ’10
“My dad is fat, he just doesn’t know it.”

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Sep 29 ’10
“Can I borrow your book of weird creepiness?”
— Helena about my Mutter Museum book.

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Sep 26 ’10
“You know what the worst thing about Marshalls is? The security system.”

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Jul 14 ’10

EMAILING WITH HELENA

Hi Helena!  I heard you just signed up for email so I thought I would send you one.  How was camp?  I heard you had a great time and that you made some really cool stuff.  I can’t wait to see it.  Email me back!  Stephanie

Your right I did and I’m glad to belk home your a garate friend

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Jun 22 ’10
“The more of God’s commandments you follow, the more you are rewarded with gifts. Like Dad has the gift of being able to sleep in.”

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May 19 ’10
“I can’t imagine how rich the person must be who invented the English Language - I mean, think about how many people use it every day and love it!”

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